- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

The WPGA tour

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

I killed someone on minecraft.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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