This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

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