- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People...

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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