- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

wael.. nuff said

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

so...um, yeah

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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