- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What's big and purple? Barney

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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