Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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no rasist joks

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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