Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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My Nan, that is all.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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