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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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