- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Stop procrastinating.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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