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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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