- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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