- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

What's the new green? Green

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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