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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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