- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Knock knock. Get out!!

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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