- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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