- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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