- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

I don't believe in giraffes.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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