Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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what's black and can't swim?

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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