- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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