- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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