Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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