- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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