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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

what did the farmer do? plant

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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