What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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I love you

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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