the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Anti Joke

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