Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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