Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

KILL WHITEY

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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