- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

CFL

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

sfdg

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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