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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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