- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

KILL WHITEY

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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