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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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