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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Want to hear a joke? No.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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