- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

I agree to the terms and conditions

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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