- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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