- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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