- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

NASCAR being considered a sport.

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