- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What's 9+10 Ebola

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

I walk into a bar...

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