Women's rights

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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