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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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