Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

My spelling is horrible

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Knock, Knock Who's There

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

I have read the terms and conditions

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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