why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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How high is the sky? True or False

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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