A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Neither did she.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

a black man walks out of popeyes

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

A drunk guy walks into a car

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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