how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Justin with a hat.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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