Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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