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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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