- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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