- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

What's the difference between a duck?

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