Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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