A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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Anti Joke

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