How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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